
The headline isn’t entirely accurate. The former Vice-President of the United States was not actually discovered in a block of ice floating in the Ocean above Canada, but the discovery that he’s still alive is at least as shocking. The planet’s first carbon billionaire emerged in the pages of the New York Times yesterday after practically disappearing under an avalanche of bad press surrounding scientific tampering with the climate consensus for the theory of anthropogenic climate change. With each gate-suffix appended to the end of a every new scandal emerging on climate change practically every day, the least popular man in the world right now would have to be Al Gore and his travelling sideshow of Armageddon stories on a scissor lift.
In fact, right about now, Mr.Gore is looking a little bit like Ricky Gervais in the film The Invention of Lying, when lifelong failure and antihero Mark Bellison discovers that he can change the world by telling everybody that there’s “a man in the sky”. The tall tale is believed because, in this parallel dimension, lying has never been invented. This fabulously implausible story gains Mark untold riches, a mansion, and worldwide fame. But it doesn’t make his lie any more true.
And so it goes with Al Gore and his $100,000 speaking fees, as he regales the planet with fairy tales about hockey stick graphs, underwater cities, and natural disasters wreaking havoc. And as everyone knows, people love a scary story. Just ask Hollywood.
Mr.Gore begins his op-ed with the same kind of “inconvenient” protestations against being wrong. He would love to be wrong, he explains, while finishing the same sentence with “unimaginable calamity requiring large-scale, preventive measures to protect human civilization as we know it.”
Somehow I sincerely doubt that. Al Gore not only has his lucrative speaking events where he tells his scary stories, but he has a finger in every environmental pie from California to the Caucasus, investing in fly-by-night green industries the way that people used to invest in dot com startups before Y2K. And just like the millennium IT crash, you can be sure that Mr.Gore will have cashed in his chips long before the world wakes up on January 1 and realizes that all the world’s nuclear weapons did not, in fact, auto-deploy while we were sleeping and vaporize us.
At that point, Mr.Gore can proudly proclaim that he saved the world, that disaster is no longer imminent, and like a thief in the night, quietly scuttle his billions into some other enterprise meant to profit Gore Industries. And just like a liberal, he’ll have done it all on your money. After all, there’s no money sweeter than other people’s money.
But back to the present day. Al Gore is fighting against a growing backlash of people who, like the boy who cried out in the street that the Emperor has no clothes, are beginning to believe that the wool has been pulled over their eyes by a con artist. And like a typical con artist when cornered, his defence is nothing if not predictable: “Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?”
He admits that it is true that the IPCC knowingly published a flawed report of the melting rate of glaciers in the Himalayas, and then used that information to sell climate change. He also admits that e-mail messages “stolen” from the University of East Anglia in Britain showed that scientists “may not have adequately followed the requirements of the British freedom of information law”. But, and you knew there was going to be one didn’t you, he writes, it’s only because the poor benighted fellows were so “besieged by an onslaught of hostile, make-work demands from climate skeptics.”
Oh, well, excuse our exuberance in actually getting you to provide the evidence for your “man in the sky” claims. I’m sorry this little trifling matter of proof is such an inconvenience for your attempt to stifle debate on the subject. I know it’s terribly irritating to have to back up wild claims such as the end of the world as we know it with something more substantial than brimstone rhetoric and hellfire prose.
Al Gore even manages to throw in a new lie in his defence of global warming, that being the assertion that the globe just recorded the second-hottest January “since surface temperatures were first measured 130 years ago.” How carelessly this man bandies about figures and quotes from obscure sources. That claim comes from Neville Nicholls, a professor and climate scientist at Monash University in Melbourne. But it’s been widely disputed already, and frankly, laughed at in the Northern Hemisphere, budy trying to get through one of the coldest and snowiest winters in 30 years.
In Al Gore’s denial of “deniers”, the pejorative meant to ridicule and stifle dissent, he reveals more of himself than he may realize. Any truly open-minded person would, at this juncture, admit that the consensus is no longer unanimous, though I suspect it never was, and that the reputation of climate science has taken a serious beating from the actions of the IPCC and their agents themselves. They have nobody but themselves to blame for aspersions they cast on their own cause through seemingly fraudulent use of data and flagrant abuse of self-appointed power.
As for the southern politician, who quotes Churchill to finish his op-ed, allow me to quote the late Franklin Delano Roosevelt: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”