
What the Earth won’t look like by 2050: Venus.
More then a few people mocked me for characterizing Climategate as “the biggest story of the 21st Century” when I appeared on CBC Television in December to talk about it. Or to put it more precisely, it was the biggest story not being talked about. Nobody wanted to admit that a conspiracy theory that attracted the support of bucktoothed rednecks in the nether regions of the United States could possibly have any merit whatsoever. The idea of the world’s foremost climate scientists exaggerating the claims of imminent global catastrophe in order to nudge spending into environmentalist causes sent convulsive shivers down the quivering spines of the CBC network brass. Needless to say, it was my last appearance on the Mothership.
Global warming came along at just the right time for the environmentalists. There was a conscious movement in western mainstream popular culture to shift our perception of ourselves from a mass production and mass consumption species, to one that was more cognizant of the effects of our disposable material possessions on the planet. Where the right sentiment was felt, it was placed awkwardly in a scientific theory without enough research. Before the world had even had time to adjust to the concept that humans could displace the finite carbon resources of this planet into the atmosphere, thereby effecting a planetary climate change, we were informed there was a scientific “consensus” on the issue, and that immediate action would have to be taken or else we would face catastrophe.
Some of us bought into it as a simple matter of logic. Humans are a consumptive, destructive, inefficient species that enacts few limitations on our excessive expansionary controls of the world’s resources; hence, it makes sense we are literally cooking ourselves alive by changing the temperature of the Earth. Nobody had to actually understand the science. It was enough to trust people like David Suzuki.
Riding that wave of popular support, Al Gore, a snake oil peddler with a vice-presidential curriculum vitae to back him up, decided to parlay his Presidential loss to George W Bush in 2000 into a multi-billion dollar venture to become a green spokesman. His 2007 film, “An Inconvenient Truth”, used the Michael Mann “hockey stick” graph along with an elevated platform scissor lift in order to hammer home the point that humans are killing themselves. Comparing us to frogs in a pot of boiling water, we wouldn’t notice the temperature until it was too late.
Al Gore got it half right. We didn’t realize until it was too late. We had already dumped billions of dollars into the same “green industry” in which Gore invested, created carbon taxes, carbon markets, and enacted regulations on carbon, all of which had done nothing to curtail man-made global warming, but had done much to transfer the wealth from ordinary citizens into the pockets of men like Al Gore. Like the story, “The Emperor Has No Clothes”, countries the world over now don the invisible yarn spun by the deceivers, and proudly proclaim it to be green energy, even as they stand there naked.
Now, scarcely a month after the ridiculous Copenhagen Conference on climate change, that jet-setting carbon-spewing junket of all-you-can-eat buffets and stretch limousine gridlock, the scientist at the centre of this whole Climategate scandal, the man responsible for the crucial raw data from which the world plucks it’s “consensus”, has now admitted there is a flaw.
Colleagues of Professor Phil Jones say that the reason he has refused Freedom of Information requests for the data is that he may have actually “lost” the papers. Yesterday he told the BBC that he is unable to produce data evidence that supports the “hockey stick graph” that is the basis for anthropogenic climate change. He also conceded the possibility that the planet was warmer in medieval times than it is now, and that the past 15 years has not been statistically warmer than previously.
The fraud that has been perpetrated on a gullible public has been thoroughly exposed. But don’t expect the western media to pick up on it as swiftly as the English have. That country has taken a personal interest in the story because the University of East Anglia and climategate is an issue that happened right at home for them. But for our media, it still isn’t happening. The CBC is still as up to date on this story as they weren’t in December, and if they bother mentioning anything about it, it’s to produce the same fallacious articles co-authored by Suzuki Foundation writers supporting man-made climate Armageddon.
Don’t expect our politicians to drop everything either. “Conservative” Environment Minister Jim Prentice is still sending Canada’s industry on a suicide pact with the United States’ own Obamachange legislation, and the province of British Columbia still has a carbon tax on fuel that isn’t making the unemployment rate any better right now. They don’t care. They still believe utterly that the public believes utterly in the science behind boiling pots of frogs and hockey stick graphs.
You can’t really blame them. They’re politicians. If Canadians believed that the world faced the grave danger of alien abduction and medical probing, you can bet the government would install some kind of alien-abduction and probing prophylaxis system that would make us feel better. Just like we do when we strip for the peek-a-boo cameras at the airport.
Eventually the world will catch on to the fact that the shoddy science behind climate change is not, in fact, the perfect example that capitalist globalization is a self-destructive force that will quite literally leave the verdant Earth a ruined Venusian hellscape. And when that happens, some of us will be demanding our money back. With interest.