
“Hi, I’ll have a double-double and a double-bypass, please.”
British Columbia’s health care system put the exclamation point on the word broken today, with the scandalous news that hospital staff in New Westminster had to use a Tim Hortons as a triage station. The temporary beds had to be set up in the closed coffee shop after the hospital was overrun with 100 patients between 11:45 p.m. and 12:45 a.m.
B.C. Health Minister Colin Hansen, meanwhile, was just peachy about it. In the typical manner that the BC Liberal party squeezes manure into diamonds, Hansen said that it was evidence the system works:
“It does happen from time to time that emergency rooms are under tremendous stress because of the number of patients presenting themselves on that day,” Hansen said.
“They had all the ambulances lined up outside waiting to unload passengers,” he said. “Today we have protocols in place where the patients are brought inside, they’re cared for, they get the attention of medical staff.”
Apparently the Timmys is actually a legitimate “designated overflow area” to be used in extreme high-volume situations. I don’t know whether that’s supposed to impress me or people just arriving here from Burkina Faso.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really like the idea of a donut shop being the waiting area for those awaiting emergency health treatment. Something about seriously ill people being in a place where people ordinarily eat… that kind of sounds like a health violation. I could be wrong.
And what are 100 people doing in an emergency room at midnight on a Monday night? Are we currently being invaded by Chilliwack? Is there a war I don’t know about? Or is it more likely that people are using emergency care as a substitute for the nation’s shameful doctor shortage? Questions, questions.
Of course I guess the Timmys is slightly better than their last temporary overcrowding area: the parking lot.
I’ve got an idea. Let’s charge people a nominal fee for visiting the emergency room. $20 should do it. Let’s see how many of these people are actually in a life-threatening situation and how many are taking advantage of the unlimited health care bill.





