
News that the much-hated long-gun registry bill of death might be delivered in the Commons some time this week or next has people who have historically supported the boondoggle sounding the alarm. But why? Has it proved a useful tool in law enforcement? Has it apprehended criminals and prevented domestic abuse?
Of course not. Certainly, the police say it’s a useful tool in law enforcement. They say when they visit a house it enables them to check what registered firearms are in the house. Which is kind a useful piece of information, I suppose. One can never be too sure one doesn’t run into an 1856 civil war musket while doing a routine domestic disturbance call.
But what about all the other unregistered weapons that could be used during said domestic disturbance call? Where’s the large butcher ginzu knife registry? Where’s the good old strangulation cord registry? Where’s the blunt instrument to the back of the head registry? Well, other than in the game of Clue where it might be relevant to carefully detail what room the candlestick holder is in, it’s impractical.
A long-gun registry is just as impractical. Nobody who registers a long-gun does so with the intention of having to kill somebody with it, in self defence or otherwise. And I think that’s probably the most important thing. It’s one thing to know about your registered semi-automatic weapons and handguns designed to shoot and kill people, and a completely different thing to go to the trouble of documenting the prairie dog peashooter in Gull Lake, Saskatchewan.
Of course police are going to say it’s an effective law enforcement tool. If you offered them a blueprint of your house and a closed circuit television of your living room they’d probably say that’s effective as well. They also argue that tasers are an effective tool, but look at where that’s gotten us.
The idea that a registry lowers rates of domestic violence is also specious. If a man is going to murder his wife with a 12-guage Dick Cheney special, he’s certainly not going to hesitate to find other useful instruments of death in his abode. Failing guns, ropes or candlesticks, there’s always eight fingers and opposable thumbs. Hard to register those.
Let the registry die, Liberals. I know you spent a couple of billion dollars on it, but it’s not as if throwing billions of dollars away on stupid ideas were unprecedented in politics.

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