
The survival of a two-week old lamb from Cedar, B.C. is “a miracle,” according to an animal protection officer. Apparently in the post-speciesism era we live in the survival of livestock constitutes an act of intervention from God.
The lamb, who of course has since been named “Murphy”, is alive following an attack on its mother and eight other sheep by a cougar. (In its defence, the cougar is well-known for its inclination to prey on young things). The incident occurred on a rural property in the south of Nanaimo on Vancouver Island.
A cougar attacking and eating sheep isn’t newsworthy, nor is a two-week-old sheep who has been anthropomorphically dubbed Murphy, but apparently what is newsworthy is the fact that the landowner did nothing to stop this heinous animal-on-animal crime:
Hitchcock, who has worked as a special provincial constable for the BCSPCA in Nanaimo for four years, said what she found most disturbing is that the owner of the property and the sheep was aware of the attack, but didn’t assist the animals in any way or even report the incident to authorities.
She said she was called to the scene by city bylaw officers who were contacted by neighbours days after the attack.
Hitchcock said charges are pending against the property owner, who she still has not made contact with despite numerous phone calls and letters, and they may include charges under the criminal code as well as under the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act.
It’s bad enough that the state now has the power to ensure your parenting meets with the appropriate guidelines set out by various ministries of government. But the country has truly jumped the shark when livestock property suddenly become a moral responsibility worthy of criminal charges. Let me say that again: criminal charges for not doing something to protect livestock.
“Murphy was found alone and hyperthermic in the rain so we rushed him to a veterinarian and, fortunately, he survived.”
First of all, there’s no such thing as Murphy. That’s ridiculous. It’s a lamb, and is usually served best with lemon and rosemary and a side of apple sauce. I’m sure the cougar would agree, if it had the intelligence to articulate that opinion. Fortunately, like the lamb, it doesn’t. That’s probably because it’s an animal.
In a post-agrarian nation I can understand the domestication of certain animals as companion pets. Dogs and cats have certainly edged their way into the status of protected animals, if only because of common social conventions. Enough people have either one or the other in their home, and though some people anthropomorphize them in baby high chairs and woollen jackets, they have earned their place.
Lambs, on the other hand, are good for one of two things. Food for humans or food for other animals. Any attempt to make them more than that is the kind of folly that your grandfather would have given you a stern look and questioned your sanity.
But sane is not how one might describe the modern world.
“Murphy is a pet and we intend to conduct home visits to anyone interested in adopting him.”
State visits to your house to ensure you’re not cooking lamb. Yeah, that sounds like the kind of world I want to live in.








